For starters let me admit that the person who is writing this is not Salwa Yahya .. ( that foolish girl is so ignorant that she does not even know that I am at this .. muhahahaha )
Who am I you ask ? Well that does not really matter does it ?? .
Its a funny place you know. The earth I mean. Confusing and perverse to the core !! And yes of course there are things that I do not understand about it but so do the human beings who actually live on it ! But of course, before I get branded as a cynic let me concede that there is quite a lot to appreciate. One of the things that I love about this place is that you are never alone and never unique in your insecurities and imperfections. Some complain that there is a lack of unity here but humans have this exemplary habit of getting used to each other's idiocy that it is almost awe-inspiring.
Yes, they NAG and CRIB and that is what makes human beings so interesting to analyze.Believe me, had you the power to look into the the minds of others you would either be rolling on the floor laughing that it would get cleaned or you would be emitting smoke from your nose and ears. ( Remember the fog that took place last winter .. it was actually smoke coming out of my ears ). My personal favorites are the hypocrites and considering the fact that they thrive in abundance I am always spoiled for choices. You know the ones who will look at some one and think 'Here comes the a*****e .. that c**t .. if only I could slap him/her HARD ' but will say " Oh my dahling !!!!! Its such a pleasure to meet you .. .long time no see hun.. *muah muah* " And then there are those jerks who will make me feel that I am seeing double but they are actually two-faced. Interesting this breed is .. I know about the phrase that compares them to chameleon but chameleons do not change colors so often as them . Funny . And please do not take what I am saying personally .. none of it is directed towards you dear reader ( but on a second thought if the shoe fits then please feel free to wear it). While floating in the sky I discovered innumerable interesting thins which deserve mention. Most people in this weird place will spend money that they have not earned on things that they do not need to impress people they do not like AND you still expect me to believe that human beings are rational . They create silly divides amongst themselves and then they complain about the situation . Worship the so-called "weaker sex" in various forms and then denigrate, degrade and oppress them . Cut trees to make paper and then have the shockingly inane idea of writing "SAVE TREES, SAVE MOTHER EARTH" on that very same paper . Will not have faith in their talents and thus will do whatever it takes to reach the top. Will get a degree but will still not know anything. Will spend hours and even days thinking about "LOVE" as if it is rocket science and will at the same moment bemoan the lack of " true feelings in today's time". The list is endless (and my fingers are paining).
Who am I you ask ? Well that does not really matter does it ?? .
Its a funny place you know. The earth I mean. Confusing and perverse to the core !! And yes of course there are things that I do not understand about it but so do the human beings who actually live on it ! But of course, before I get branded as a cynic let me concede that there is quite a lot to appreciate. One of the things that I love about this place is that you are never alone and never unique in your insecurities and imperfections. Some complain that there is a lack of unity here but humans have this exemplary habit of getting used to each other's idiocy that it is almost awe-inspiring.
Yes, they NAG and CRIB and that is what makes human beings so interesting to analyze.Believe me, had you the power to look into the the minds of others you would either be rolling on the floor laughing that it would get cleaned or you would be emitting smoke from your nose and ears. ( Remember the fog that took place last winter .. it was actually smoke coming out of my ears ). My personal favorites are the hypocrites and considering the fact that they thrive in abundance I am always spoiled for choices. You know the ones who will look at some one and think 'Here comes the a*****e .. that c**t .. if only I could slap him/her HARD ' but will say " Oh my dahling !!!!! Its such a pleasure to meet you .. .long time no see hun.. *muah muah* " And then there are those jerks who will make me feel that I am seeing double but they are actually two-faced. Interesting this breed is .. I know about the phrase that compares them to chameleon but chameleons do not change colors so often as them . Funny . And please do not take what I am saying personally .. none of it is directed towards you dear reader ( but on a second thought if the shoe fits then please feel free to wear it). While floating in the sky I discovered innumerable interesting thins which deserve mention. Most people in this weird place will spend money that they have not earned on things that they do not need to impress people they do not like AND you still expect me to believe that human beings are rational . They create silly divides amongst themselves and then they complain about the situation . Worship the so-called "weaker sex" in various forms and then denigrate, degrade and oppress them . Cut trees to make paper and then have the shockingly inane idea of writing "SAVE TREES, SAVE MOTHER EARTH" on that very same paper . Will not have faith in their talents and thus will do whatever it takes to reach the top. Will get a degree but will still not know anything. Will spend hours and even days thinking about "LOVE" as if it is rocket science and will at the same moment bemoan the lack of " true feelings in today's time". The list is endless (and my fingers are paining).
The peculiarities, the contradictions, the perversity are ... ........ ...... OMG ! What have I done?? All this spying has ACTUALLY led to certain humanly characteristics being rubbed off on me . No wonder I sounded just like you all throughout .... now this is a RED ALERT asking me to just SHUT UP . And in case you are still wondering about who I am then let me repeat .. it just does not matter. Well.
P.S. - please do not report this post as spam after reading the first line. You people can get pretty paranoid about these things. Its KOSHER ! :)