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Friday, September 16, 2011

peculiarities

 For starters let me admit that  the person who is writing this is not Salwa Yahya .. ( that foolish girl  is so ignorant  that she does not even know that I am at this .. muhahahaha )
 Who am I you ask ? Well that does not really matter does it ?? .
 Its a funny place you know. The earth I mean. Confusing and perverse to the core !! And yes of course there are things that I do not understand  about it but so do the human beings  who actually live on it ! But of course, before I get branded as a cynic let me concede  that there is quite a lot to appreciate. One of the things that I love about this place is that  you are never alone and never unique in your  insecurities and imperfections. Some complain that there is a lack of unity here but humans have this exemplary habit of getting used to each other's idiocy that it is almost awe-inspiring.
Yes, they NAG and CRIB and that is what makes human beings so interesting  to analyze.Believe me, had you the power to look into the the minds of others you would either be rolling on the floor laughing that it would get cleaned or you would be emitting smoke from your nose and ears. ( Remember the fog that took place last winter .. it was actually smoke coming out of my ears ). My personal favorites are the hypocrites  and considering the fact that they thrive in abundance I am always spoiled  for choices. You  know the ones who will look at some one and think 'Here comes the a*****e .. that c**t .. if only I could slap him/her HARD ' but will say " Oh my dahling !!!!! Its such a pleasure to meet you .. .long time no see hun.. *muah muah* " And then there are those jerks who will make me feel that I am seeing double but they are actually two-faced. Interesting this breed is .. I know about the phrase that compares them to chameleon but chameleons do not change colors so often as them . Funny . And please do not take what I am saying personally .. none of it is directed towards you dear reader ( but on a second thought if the shoe fits then please feel free to wear it). While floating in the sky I discovered innumerable interesting thins which deserve mention. Most people in this weird place will spend money that they have not earned on things that they do not need to impress people they do not like AND  you still expect me to believe that human beings are rational . They create silly divides amongst themselves and then they complain about the situation . Worship the so-called "weaker sex"  in various forms and then denigrate, degrade and oppress them . Cut trees to make paper and then have the shockingly inane idea of writing  "SAVE TREES, SAVE MOTHER EARTH" on that very same paper . Will not have faith in their talents and thus will do whatever it takes to reach the top. Will get a degree but will still not know anything. Will  spend hours and even days thinking about "LOVE" as if it is rocket science and will at the same moment bemoan the lack of " true feelings in today's time".  The list is endless (and my fingers are paining).
   The peculiarities, the contradictions, the perversity  are ... ........ ......  OMG ! What have I done?? All this spying has ACTUALLY led to certain humanly characteristics being rubbed off  on me . No wonder I sounded just like you all throughout .... now this is a RED ALERT asking me to just SHUT UP . And in case you are still wondering about who I am then let me repeat .. it just does not matter. Well.
P.S. - please do not report this post as spam after reading the first line. You people can get pretty paranoid about these things. Its KOSHER ! :)
 
 
  
    

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

top four love myths - BUSTED !!!

#1 -LOVE HAS TO CULMINATE INTO MARRIAGE TO BE CALLED "SUCCESSFUL" - NO RELATIONSHIP EVER GOES WASTE .. SO EVEN IF YOUR TWO DO NOT END UP TAKING VOWS OF MARRIAGE .. ( WHAT THE HECK !! ) IT MEANS NOTHING ! MARRIAGE AT THE VERY BASIC LEVEL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE .TRUST ME .. THE SUCCESS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP DEPENDS ON THE EXTENT TO WHICH YOU GROW AS A PERSON DURING IT .
#2 - A GOOD LOOKING PERSON WILL OBVIOUSLY BE WITH ANOTHER GOOD LOOKING ONE - I KNOW MOST OF US ARE WIRED INTO BELIEVING THAT A PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE PERSON WILL FALL FOR THE SAME KIND AND WE FEEL WEIRD WHEN SEE THIS NOT HAPPENING .  .. BUT BEFORE YOU  SAY " OH MY GOD !!! IS HE ACTUALLY WITH HER ???? WHAT DOES HE SEE IN HER HUH ???!!?????  I MEAN LOOK AT HER .. EWWWWW .....!! " REMEMBER THE FACT THAT NOBODY'S SWEETHEART IS UGLY .. SO CONTENT YOURSELF WITH THE FACT THAT THE GOOD LOOKING PERSON SEES SOMETHING IN HER .. SOMETHING WHICH MOST PROBABLY YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE .
#3 -JEALOUSY AND POSSESSIVENESS ARE SIGNS OF LOVE - EVER SEEN A KID WITH A LARGE VARIETY OF TOYS AND PLAYTHINGS ? ... THAT CHILD MAY GROW OUT OF THOSE TOYS AND NOT PLAY WITH SOME OF THEM  BUT ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE IF ANOTHER KID LAYS HER HAND ON IT . I KNOW THE EXAMPLE SOUNDS WEIRD BUT I FIND IT SO APPLICABLE TO SOME OF THE RELATIONSHIPS THAT I HAVE SEEN . SO BEWARE .. DO NOT BECOME SUCH A  'TOY' FOR SOMEBODY  .
#4 - WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE YOU EXPERIENCE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS , HEAR VIOLINS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN TALKING TO THE "ONE" AND HEAR THINGS WHEN THAT PERSON 'SAYS NOTHING AT ALL' - THIS TAKES THE CAKE !!!!! IT HAS ALWAYS AMUSED ME AT HOW MANY A TIMES CLINICAL SYMPTOMS HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR SIGNS OF "LURVE" . IF U CANNOT SLEEP AT NIGHT THEN THAT MEANS YOU HAVE INSOMNIA . PERIOD . AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION HEARING THINGS WHICH ARE NOT PRESENT IN REALITY IS CALLED 'AUDITORY HALLUCINATION' , A PRIME SYMPTOM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA . SO GET YOURSELF SHOWN TO A SHRINK IF THIS IS THE CASE . :P . OF COURSE YOU CAN FEEL EUPHORIC BUT THIS MUSH IS SO NOT REQUIRED .. LETS KEEP IT SIMPLE .. WHAT SAY ??


Sunday, March 27, 2011

its funny .. how we feel the loss of not getting someone or something  who or which was not meant for us in the first place. the emptiness of  such a  loss gnaws at you , filling  you with a deep sense of  restlessness and listlessness . an impasse out of which you crave to come out of . you are neither ready to move on nor do you want to dwell in the past .... the strange feeling of loss over an entity that you had desperately craved for , prayed for but in supreme irony was never meant to be yours ....

Sunday, February 20, 2011

the herd mentality afflicting so many  makes  the punishment of not conforming to the norms very harsh . no mercy is shown  for those who do not fit into stereotypes or those who do not follow the dictates laid down by society ; the minority  which dares to be different or chooses independently is always crushed , repressed , scorned and laughed at by the others  ; forgetting  the fact that the mind and heart of every individual is free .. to like what/who she/he wants to , feel whatever she/he wants to , to love whoever or whatever she/he pleases ...... no barrier is strong enough , no wall is tall enough , no deterrent is harsh enough to curb , hedge or control the human mind or heart ... and that freedom is asserted by a very few ... .